Pillow talk is the post-coital ritual of tender talking and soft intimacy, kind of like the opposite of dirty talk. Partaking in it supposedly reinforces bonding between couples due to the oxytocin hormone or just some good ol’ honesty. If you’re at all familiar with the pop charts as of late, Pillowtalk is also the namesake of former One Direction member Zayn Malik’s (who is currently releasing music as a single-name entity, Zayn) new single, released last Friday to, frankly, unprecedented praise.
I know I said pillow talk is a post-coital activity, but I don’t actually want to bone Zayn (I know what that sounds like and it sounds like a lie, but it’s not). I do want the pillow talk, though. Maybe we can work something out and pop in a Marvel movie on Netflix and actually chill. Speculatively, here’s a list of what we’ll talk about (or this is probably what I’ll bring up, whether he likes it or not):